We turned the big two five at Hancock.
It's Kickball Time In The Illadilla! Salute Your Jorts is the premier professional kickball team of the Philadelphia area. The team is made up of 15 elite athletes that, game in and game out, take the sport of kickball to new heights. The team's motto since early 1993 has been, "Blood, Sweat, Tears and Beers!" The motto of a true champion.
Tuesday, October 11, 2022
Saturday, July 23, 2022
24 was something special
Kiet, Nicole, Jon and Ben filled in for us this session and won themselves some much deserved hardware after a hard fought 4-1 final. There was blood and champagne and it almost tasted like Jorts circa 2014...especially after lancing a celebratory cyst at the bar...
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Double Dueces
We slipped in another at years end. Make it 22.
Take a close look at that team pic. Glassman made a coaching appearance, ringing that shame bell left and right. He almost caught a line drive down third base line while coaching a runner...then promptly limped to the bench as he pulled his hamstring jumping for the ball. Shit never changes.
Sunday, November 7, 2021
Jortdemic
Here are some snaps from Halloween as well. The best of all games. Leanne wins for cat lady. And we had an imitator. Nice.
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
Thunderdome
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Sneaky Sneaky
There is little joy in beating our parallel team Rekickulous. We came out firing and swung for the fences on a damp, soaked, and muddy field. We stole another championship like a thieves in the night. From our count that was the big Two Oh. 20. Twenty cups. Truthfully thats a crazy number. To all the Jorts that came before, and probably the very few that will come afterwards....that win was for you. Well, for most of you. Especially all you ghosts out there.
On a side note, whoever made those brownies that Rekickulous tossed at us...those were delicious! Someone knows how to bake!








