MOVE OVER MJ, YOU GOT COMPANY! JORTS WIN AGAIN!

In a year full of ebbs and flows, Salute Your Jorts once again solidified its claim as the best in class.  Left for dead in the spring of 2014 and forced to abandon an undefeated season at the hands of the league, the Jorts finished out the fall season with no one left to beat. 

Hungry for a title after a disappointing loss in the summer session championship, first year captain Skipper Mitchell proved himself as the right man for the job.  In leading Salute Your Jorts to the championship, he can now boast sweet victory along with his predecessors.  The Jorts took an early lead in the top of the first and never looked back.  Small ball was the key to success in a 4-1 defeat of the #1 seed in the regular season.  Gavin Lotz Kaiser made his presence known after a brief absence from the team.  His chatter and relentless base running rallied the Jorts and befuddled the opponent in its attempt at a comeback.

After the game, fans were chanting "Six! Six! Six!", in honor of the Jorts sixth championship.

How sweet it is.

I believe this is in the budget for next year:

Playoffs!

Playoffs started, and the Jorts staved of defeat in the first round.  Our secret weapon was this guy, our biggest fan:

Better Late Then Halloween

Big Money, Big Prizes...I Love It

Best of luck to everyone wearing jorts tomorrow night...finals at 6:45, be there or....don't be there...stevens afterwards...

Also, there apparently is a jorts.com ... take a look at the photo section where people (and entire teams) are wearing jorts...

I Like A Man In Uniform

Kristen and the gang finished the first side of the new uniforms, so expect them shortly all Jorts members...and although Hafer never reads this blog, you're on warning my friend to get some more black ink as we are finally running out...also order some greenaway...we need more of that too....anyway, yeah, so keep on the look out for them soon, and whoever has the addresses of old Jorts players, we are going to need them so we can send them out...Skip said he'd pay for postage...

So even though we are getting new shirts, why arent these are new uniforms?...Jorteralls bitches!

All Great Stories, Have Great Endings...

I believe the entire Jorts family would like to extend our gratitude and love to Charlie, Eric, and JulieIt (alphabetical order of course) for playing with us this summer.  You will be missed, and you can thank the ghost of jared b. for not ordering enough shirts to cover your uniforms.  But either way, its been awesome, its been real, and its been fun playing with you guys...Wait...now that I look at these pictures you all have uniforms...Ok, I would like to apologize to Steve, JK, Margarueitstoolateinthenighttospellthatshit.....and anyone else who didn't get a uni...Also, a special shout out to Steve's scab!...look at that beast!...it's damn near a national treasure!....

New Season

The new season kicks off tonight at RCP so be there or be a roundish flatish reddish ball...Jorts Jorts Jorts!!!