Also, there apparently is a jorts.com ... take a look at the photo section where people (and entire teams) are wearing jorts...
It's Kickball Time In The Illadilla! Salute Your Jorts is the premier professional kickball team of the Philadelphia area. The team is made up of 15 elite athletes that, game in and game out, take the sport of kickball to new heights. The team's motto since early 1993 has been, "Blood, Sweat, Tears and Beers!" The motto of a true champion.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Big Money, Big Prizes...I Love It
Best of luck to everyone wearing jorts tomorrow night...finals at 6:45, be there or....don't be there...stevens afterwards...
Also, there apparently is a jorts.com ... take a look at the photo section where people (and entire teams) are wearing jorts...
Also, there apparently is a jorts.com ... take a look at the photo section where people (and entire teams) are wearing jorts...
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
I Like A Man In Uniform
Kristen and the gang finished the first side of the new uniforms, so expect them shortly all Jorts members...and although Hafer never reads this blog, you're on warning my friend to get some more black ink as we are finally running out...also order some greenaway...we need more of that too....anyway, yeah, so keep on the look out for them soon, and whoever has the addresses of old Jorts players, we are going to need them so we can send them out...Skip said he'd pay for postage...
So even though we are getting new shirts, why arent these are new uniforms?...Jorteralls bitches!
So even though we are getting new shirts, why arent these are new uniforms?...Jorteralls bitches!
Friday, August 23, 2013
All Great Stories, Have Great Endings...
I believe the entire Jorts family would like to extend our gratitude and love to Charlie, Eric, and JulieIt (alphabetical order of course) for playing with us this summer. You will be missed, and you can thank the ghost of jared b. for not ordering enough shirts to cover your uniforms. But either way, its been awesome, its been real, and its been fun playing with you guys...Wait...now that I look at these pictures you all have uniforms...Ok, I would like to apologize to Steve, JK, Margarueitstoolateinthenighttospellthatshit.....and anyone else who didn't get a uni...Also, a special shout out to Steve's scab!...look at that beast!...it's damn near a national treasure!....
Thursday, June 27, 2013
New Season
The new season kicks off tonight at RCP so be there or be a roundish flatish reddish ball...Jorts Jorts Jorts!!!
Friday, June 14, 2013
Bing Bing Bing...W1nner!!!
The Jorts took the first championship of the year last night in a windy dervish of a game, 5-2...or something like that. We have a team picture, but damned if I have a copy. Someone send it to me for post!
Monday, May 13, 2013
The Masters
Celebrity Don Draper impersonator and "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" stunt double "Seanny Mnemonic" wasn't at the game last Thursday, but he did show up afterwards to give the team some key golf pointers...
...and also took the time to help two bitches in the sea get one step closer to figuring out how to hook up the home stereo unit over the weekend...turned out to be the use of the wrong speakers that didn't support digital input...errrr...more like the cables between the speakers and the head unit.
...and also took the time to help two bitches in the sea get one step closer to figuring out how to hook up the home stereo unit over the weekend...turned out to be the use of the wrong speakers that didn't support digital input...errrr...more like the cables between the speakers and the head unit.
RIP Chomsky
Want to give a quick shout out to the Noam Chomsky mural that is about to be erased on Fairmount. That mural was pretty boss if you ask me. Hopefully they paint another similar one someone close by.
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