Against all predictions, the Jorts, coming in at the 7th seed, somehow battled the semi-cold? and mud to capture number 9. Put that in your blog and smoke it.
Oh, and for good measure, and here's number 8! (I think anyway?)
It's Kickball Time In The Illadilla! Salute Your Jorts is the premier professional kickball team of the Philadelphia area. The team is made up of 15 elite athletes that, game in and game out, take the sport of kickball to new heights. The team's motto since early 1993 has been, "Blood, Sweat, Tears and Beers!" The motto of a true champion.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Friday, June 12, 2015
Numero Siete
And that's how it came to pass, that on the second-to-last day
of the work week, the kickball crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the
spring of '15 wound up sitting in a row at nine o'clock in the evening,
drinking icy cold vodka style water, courtesy of the newest manager that
ever rounded a base at Roberto Clemente State Prison...I mean Roberto Clemente Field...The colossal prick even
managed to sound magnanimous. We sat and drank with the moon on our
shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been playing kickball at one of our own houses. We were the Lords of all Creation. As for Coach, he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on
his face, watching us drink his vodka...You could argue he'd done it to
curry favor with the ref, or maybe make a few friends among us players.
Me, I think he did it just to feel normal again, if only for a short
while.
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