It's Kickball Time In The Illadilla! Salute Your Jorts is the premier professional kickball team of the Philadelphia area. The team is made up of 15 elite athletes that, game in and game out, take the sport of kickball to new heights. The team's motto since early 1993 has been, "Blood, Sweat, Tears and Beers!" The motto of a true champion.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
So Goes The ACL
It's official, the Skipper is down with an ACL tear...time to break out the suit, clipboard, and third base coach helmet...
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Thus It Begins Again
The Jorts season kicked off last Thursday with a narrow hard fought win against the defending champs...well played.
On other breaking news, our captain, senior Jake, is now on the IR until further notice due to an undisclosed knee injury from last night high scoring slugfest against the ysc house team. He's going to give it a few weeks with a cane and hopefully work his way to the PUP list and then onto the diamond. Here's to hoping to a speedy recovery Skip!
As a replacement, we should hone in on these two possible free agents...someone please contact their handlers...
On other breaking news, our captain, senior Jake, is now on the IR until further notice due to an undisclosed knee injury from last night high scoring slugfest against the ysc house team. He's going to give it a few weeks with a cane and hopefully work his way to the PUP list and then onto the diamond. Here's to hoping to a speedy recovery Skip!
As a replacement, we should hone in on these two possible free agents...someone please contact their handlers...
Let the games begin!
After a long, tireless winter of blood, sweat, and tears in the gym, Salute Your Jorts wasted no time in making a statement to the rest of the league. Last Thursday, Jorts took on The Legend of Tom Horshaw (previously known as I Kicked a Girl and I Liked It), fresh off of their victory in last fall's championship game. As holds true quite often, the championship hangover doomed Tom Horshaw as the Jorts offense strategically sliced and diced the opponents defense leading to a decisive 3-0 clean sheet victory.
Fear the Jort!
Fear the Jort!
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