Thursday, May 31, 2012

8-Bit Inspiration


Some crazy guy recomposed Radiohead's OK Computer entirely into 8-bit.
How does this fit into the Jorts theme and kickball?  It's inspirational fighting music for the playoffs!!!  Makes me feel like dusting off my old controller and kicking some ass in Bad Dudes!!!  And then going out and kicking a big red ball real far! Link after the pic!


Monday, May 28, 2012

Must Be The Money

And so it came to pass, with 2 outs and a runner on first, bottom of the seventh and little hope, Gavin's magic orange hat (blessed by the laugh of the patron saint of kickball himself, the one and only Jeff Goldbloom), bestowed its awesome power yet one more time to the Jorts.  As the wobbly red globe looped over second, and the runner on first crossing home plate to tie the game, the rest would be written in history.  On to the next round beotches!





Oh yeah!  Look at that magic hat!



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Friday, May 18, 2012

The Quick And The Red

Playoffs - Round 1 was heating up!



I would like to thank our mystery guest photographer pictured above.  Hopefully the testing of his new rig went well and we'll be seeing those pictures soon.



Playoffs??!!!!!

The patron saint of kickball rides again to the next round!! 




Friday, May 11, 2012

Rally around Goldblum for Playoffs!

The Jorts Awaken!

In the face of adversity, with doubts lingering about what this team was willing to accomplish this season, Salute Your Jorts manhandled their opponent in destruction ball fashion last night.  After the most disappointing regular season record in Jorts franchise history, the team let it be known they remain a force to be reckoned with.

A 16-2 massacre, featuring both a 3-run jack and a Grand Salami, propelled the Jorts into the first round of the PSSC Fairmount Kickball Playoffs.  Top ranked seeds undoubtedly took notice of the no holds barred attack witnessed last night at Francisville Playground, as fundamentally sound base-running allowed runs to pile up early and often.

Next up, Salute Your Jorts will face Kick it and Bounce at Roberto Clemente park on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 9:20PM in what kicks off their title defense.

May the Jorts be with you.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

In the meantime, feel free to sing along, and lobby Jared to make this the new team theme song:

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Pictures coming soon...and as soon as I learn who everyone is and link up faces with names, the roster will link to individual photos...well, thats the plan at the moment...thanks gavin for the calendar idea, next game is up on the board.